Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!