Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...