Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...