Still in the family
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How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
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Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
crazy blonde
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