Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!