The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...