Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...