THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...