Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...