Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...