Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...