Someone died playing golf
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The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!