Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...