A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...