A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...