Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...