Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...