Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...