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A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Give Me An Ear!
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Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
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Drowning Lawyer
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Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
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What do people do for fun on Halloween?
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Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...