Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...