Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...