George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Identifying wasted time
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What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...