File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...