Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...