What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”