A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...