Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...