Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...