Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...