Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...