Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...