What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...