What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...