Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...