Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...