Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!