Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...