What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...