What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!