Alphabet
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Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
A pool table?
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How to be a Good Wife
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