Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...