One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party