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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...