What goes in and out and smells of piss?
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Kleenex anyone?
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A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
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A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
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Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
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