Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...