Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...