The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...