First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...