Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...