Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Computer Users
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users –...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...