What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...