Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...