Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...